Agile Drill Sergeant

1. I am Scrum your God, who brought you out of the land of waterfalls. Thou shall have no other frameworks before me.

2. Thou shall not take the name of Scrum in vain.

3. Remember keep holy the Retrospective. 10 days you shall labor, and do all your work, but the retro is a sabbath to Scrum your God; in it you shall do no work.

5. Honor thy Jeff and thy Ken, that your days may be long in the team which Scrum your God gives you.

8. Thou shall not waterfall.

13. Thou shall not cavort with other frameworks.

20. Thou shall not steal ideas from Scrum

40. Thou shall not claim that other frameworks may have merit.

60. Thou shall not covet your neighbour’s product owner, thou shall not covet your neighbour’s scrum master or their velocity or anything that is your neighbours.

100. Forget SAFe, okay? It’s not agile!!!